Since my desire to pumpkin-carve this year was thwarted again by inertia, I’m living vicariously through the web. Luckily for me, the web is once again more than happy to indulge me with endless visual treats. Internet, you’re gonna make me fat.

I particularly like these:

That last pumpkin in the glitter photo just looks so normal and left out. Someone better get some glitter quick!