i made something delicious today by accident. it was like this:
me: “oh man, i can’t stay awake but i need to study. quick, need caffeine!”
[goes to kitchen]
me: “i’m too lazy to make coffee. maybe i’ll use this box of folder’s powdered mocha latte stuff that my someone gave me last year. i should use it up anyway.”
[boils water, makes fake mocha latte]
me: “i’ll just put another scoopful in to speed the using-up process.”
[adds a huge extra scoop. goes back to room. on the way back, sees bag of leftover halloween mini hershey’s bars]
me: “i wonder if this will melt if i put it in my fake mocha latte.”
[puts it in]
[stirs anxiously — the drink, that is]
[sip]
me: “holy shit this is good!”
the end!
